| Hello, my name is Geoff and I am 2 and a bit years old. Master says I cost a lot of money to look after and I must start earning my keep. Master wants to make me a stud dog, because I have an excellent pedigree (whatever that is). He said he thinks I might need some practice first though, and wants to find an experienced bitch to show me what to do. Master says if I don't start earning my keep soon, he will have to take me to Battersea (wherever that is). But I like it here, and want to stay, so please help me. I don't want to go to Battersea. | Click image to enlarge



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